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Monday, March 13th, 2006
8:59 pm

nixxxon
Today I had tofu curry. It was homemade, so it wasn't authentic Indian food, since we did not make it in India. It had cauliflower in it as well as potatoes. I believe it was made from small red potatoes, and not the larger brown ones. That's a good thing because the larger brown ones give me haemorrhoids. But I haven't had any problems yet, which is good. I don't like problems. The curry was yellow, and not any other color. Sometimes I have curry that is more of an orange hue, but this was definitely yellow. There may have been onions in it, but I couldn't say. I didn't make it. Luckily, onions don't make any difference to me. They're okay, just not especially notable. Onions are a filler vegetable when cooked. That is just my opinion.

Today I saw Can't Hardly Wait, and although this statement is grammatically incorrect, I can't hardly wait to see it again. I found it to be a charming upbeat note to my day. Jennifer Love Hewitt was absolutely captivating. Like the Audrey Hepburn of today's cinematic light, she hovers as the virgin Mary above the likes of Melissa Joan Hart and Sandra Day O'Connor, making it her duty to envelope the world in her scrawny, loving bosoms, illuminating the screen and all its rays touch. But aside of her and my enormous balls, there was nothing else in the movie worth mentioning.

Except for dinner. But that's another story.

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Saturday, July 23rd, 2005
11:37 am - Dear Cat Stevens:

portiblelog
The children obviously play in the park. And stop being a Muslim.

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Wednesday, May 11th, 2005
10:19 pm - GUESS WHAT COMMUNITY IS STILL IN EXISTANCE!?!?!

nixxxon
SURPRISE!!!Collapse )

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Tuesday, October 12th, 2004
10:34 pm
pantywaste FINGER
FINGER
FINGER
FIST
FINGER
FINGER
FINGER
FINGER

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Saturday, September 11th, 2004
10:36 pm

yeahthat
http://www.link2rock.com/rocks/ZomniComics/numba%2021%20so%20long%20zomni.JPG


New ZomniComic...we're doing a different approach this time

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Tuesday, September 7th, 2004
10:20 pm - Zomni likes to keep his audience in suspense

yeahthat
I don't know why this makes me laugh

Zomnificent: I have a sort of joke
Ienjoysillywalks: YAY
Ienjoysillywalks: TELL IT
Zomnificent: It's not really slanderous though
Ienjoysillywalks: thats okay
Zomnificent: It's old
Zomnificent: It is the dead of winter in Moscow and word comes that a butcher will be getting some meat. People queue up for blocks.
Zomnificent: Four hours later the butcher comes out and says, "Comrades, I'm sorry. There is not as much meat as we thought. Will all the Jews please get out of line."
Ienjoysillywalks: HAHAHAHA
Ienjoysillywalks: wait
Zomnificent: Four more hours pass and the butcher reemerges, "Comrades, again I am sorry. There is not enough meat coming. Will all those who are not members of the communist party please get out of line." Most of the line leaves

Zomnificent has left the room.

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Tuesday, May 11th, 2004
6:08 pm - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ZE STUD!

yeahthat
And now a special animated card from me to you, Zomni :}

<3<3<3<3<3Collapse )

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4:44 pm - a very zomni birthday card special
pantywaste IN CASE U00 SUCKERS DIDENT NO

ITZ ZOMNEEZ BIRTHDAY 2DAY

HEZ NINETEEN NAO



IPH U WANNA WISH DAH BIG BOI A HAPPY BEARDDAY DO IT HERE PLZ...

...OR ELSE I GET UR BALLZ

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Wednesday, May 5th, 2004
11:44 pm

crunckie
oh oh oh! the official zomni ballad's cover..

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Monday, May 3rd, 2004
9:51 pm - OMGOMGOMG

yeahthat
ZOMNI'S FIRST EMO CD IS OUT GUYS! CHECK IT OUT!

HOTTAY!


StevenE365: make my poem a song on it

StevenE365: Zomni is a sexy fox.
Oh, how I wish he had golden locks.
His wang is all powerful, which just goes toward
The saying that the penis mightier than the sword.

StevenE365: It is easy, you see, for one to infer
That if you were married, which of these you'd prefer:
You could be called "Mrs." or be called "Ms."
But you'd just rather shout "ZOMNI, SEKZ PLZ!"

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Wednesday, April 21st, 2004
9:03 pm - AUUUUUUUGHH.

yeahthat
I am completely disgusted with myself. It's starting to sound like a trashy romance novel. Ugh. http://www.link2rock.com/rocks/ZomniComics/The%20ZomniStud%20Chronicles3.JPG

current mood: dirty

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Tuesday, April 20th, 2004
8:42 pm

yeahthat
Zomni's sexcapades continue!

http://www.link2rock.com/rocks/ZomniComics/The%20ZomniStud%20Chronicles2.JPG

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Monday, April 19th, 2004
10:47 pm

yeahthat
So I have the first of hopefully many issues of The ZomniStud Chronicles. Trashy romance novel material in comic form. Enjoy.
Give me feedback whether you'd like more

http://www.link2rock.com/rocks/ZomniComics

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10:07 pm - I NEED A NUMBER

yeahthat
WHO HERE WOULD JOIN AND WILLINGLY POST IN A ZOMNI ADULT FANFICTION COMMUNITY?

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Sunday, April 11th, 2004
1:10 pm - Look what Zomni made!

yeahthat
MMM MMMM SEX

At first glance I thought he was talking about furries. But then I actually read his entry. Oh well, either way, rock on Zomnistud.

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Sunday, March 28th, 2004
10:49 am
pantywaste zomni doesn't have a poon. i can't even begin to express how disappointed i am. xX :'( Xx

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Saturday, March 20th, 2004
4:58 pm - ZOMNI GETS HIS HANDJOBS FROM JOHNNY DEPP MAN

yeahthat
Who is in your celebrity family? by cerulean_dreams
User Name
MomCher
DadSteve Irwin
BrotherCarrot top
SisterEnya
DogMilo
BoyfriendJohnny Depp
Best friendMilla Jovovich
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!


Cher and Enya. Lmao.

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Tuesday, March 16th, 2004
8:55 pm - Pour vouz, Zomnistud

yeahthat
Practice holding out so we can have sex plz.

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4:02 pm
pantywaste
HOW BIG IS YOUR PENIS by supanic
USER NAME
FIRST NAME
1-166
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

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Saturday, February 7th, 2004
9:11 pm - ATTENTION ZOMNIFANS!

yeahthat
Please look at schteves new comic with Zomni as the co-star!

http://www.link2rock.com/rocks/ZomniComics/Schleazeman%20and%20ZomniBoy%201%20(All%20by%20Schteve%20unless%20said%20otherwise).jpg

I have to go wallow in Schlut's amazingness now.

current mood: SEXED

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