I SCHOOL YOUR DOG (yeahthat) wrote in zomnitardsunite,
I SCHOOL YOUR DOG
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Zomni likes to keep his audience in suspense

I don't know why this makes me laugh

Zomnificent: I have a sort of joke
Ienjoysillywalks: YAY
Ienjoysillywalks: TELL IT
Zomnificent: It's not really slanderous though
Ienjoysillywalks: thats okay
Zomnificent: It's old
Zomnificent: It is the dead of winter in Moscow and word comes that a butcher will be getting some meat. People queue up for blocks.
Zomnificent: Four hours later the butcher comes out and says, "Comrades, I'm sorry. There is not as much meat as we thought. Will all the Jews please get out of line."
Ienjoysillywalks: HAHAHAHA
Ienjoysillywalks: wait
Zomnificent: Four more hours pass and the butcher reemerges, "Comrades, again I am sorry. There is not enough meat coming. Will all those who are not members of the communist party please get out of line." Most of the line leaves

Zomnificent has left the room.
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